"Well you can thank the little fairy."

Em's interpretation of...
Em: "Thanks for taking us out to eat!"
F: "Well you can thank the military."

"I'm glad you know what you want."

Em said in response to F passionately singing the word to I Need a Hero, but not knowing the character traits.

"He's gotta be hmm and he's gotta be hmm and he's gotta be hmm hmmmm..."

Cumberbunch, Bumberpatch, Bungercatch? True Bungles

Benedict Cumberpatch (the Sherlock Holmes actor)

Every time people ask me how you move your shoulders, this time do it.

-Beto "Spread the Love" Zumba

Hamstring Bumcraft

Another fever-induced variation of Sherlock Holmes;
Hamlock Buttcrack
Headlock Bumcrap

We Should Watch another Hamstring

....I mean, we should watch another Hamlock. I mean, a Sherlock.
-Michael when groggy from a cold

Juan David Oskin de los Gatos

Somehow the mortgage lender marked Jonathan as hispanic on the application.....his new name given by Michael.