Good food comes to those who wait for their wives to cook it.

Jonny, during our yummy 2011 Mothers' Day tea that E and F prepared.

A moment with Jon and Em

Em, in response to great political illogic: "What were they drinking?...er, what were they eating?..."

Jon: "You mean what were they smoking?"

Indians gonna make some Emily food.

Jonathan.

Mofofo Pofavo

More for four, please.

It was my Kneee!!!

In response to Em's quandry about a little wet spot where France had been sitting indian-style on a warm day...

Broccoli Valentine

Another of Em's mis-interpretations... One night Jon and Em and Dre were over for supper, and I said to Dre, "Dre, the dressing on this salad is what I put on the broccoli that one time." And Emily asked, "Oh - what's Broccoli Valentine?" the rest of us laughed for a long time, and when we were finally able to tell her what I had actually said, she almost spit out her food.

Emily's Interpretations

"Candle Blessings."
"Camel blessings?"

"An almond cookie."
"An omelette cookie?"

"That's a good scene."
"That's a good sing?"